teencry:

i eat so much junk food and immediately regret it after i finish it

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

datassium:

datassium:

datassium:

My ex-wife still misses me…but her aim is gettin’ better!

Her aim is gettin’ better!

Y’see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.

She’s attractive, smart, athletic, good looking, she’s hot, photogenic, takes pride in her appearance… I think what I’m trying to say is, I admire her commitment to community service
Abe Lincoln (via le-mouton-rouge)

foodchewer:

blogging at 50 mph (memes per hour)

I can't believe it's not gender!

ihatecispeople:

Gender substitute available at a store near you

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